The Retirement Quotes Café

A Comprehensive Collection of Retirement Quotes, Retirement Jokes, Retirement Speeches, Retirement Letters, Retirement Gifts, and Retirement Poems
Selections by Ernie J. Zelinski
Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
 

 

Retirement Sayings

Statistics about Retirement and Life in General

 

Death is one of the leading causes of statistics.
— Unknown wise person

Surprisingly, 39.2 percent of all statistics about retirement are made up on the spot.
— Unknown wise person

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.
— Unknown wise person

If enough erroneous data is collected, most things can be proven statistically.
— Unknown wise person

Statistics can be used to prove that the probability of something happening is inversely proportional to it not happening.
— Unknown wise person

Exactly 56.78 percent of statistics about retirement are not as accurate as they are deemed to be.
— Unknown wise person

People can come up with statistics to prove anything. Over 14 percent of retired people know that.
— Unknown wise person

If you believe all the statistics about retirement that you hear and read, you probably won't retire. Heck, you won't even get up in the morning.
— Unknown wise person

91 percent of statistics is crap and nothing else.
— Unknown wise person

Retirement Statistics, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anyone.
— Unknown wise person

 


 

 

 

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At least 230 percent of statistics about retirement are exaggerations and the other .005 percent are understatements.
— Unknown wise person

Five out of four retired people are confused by statistics about retirement.
— Unknown wise person

 

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