Death is one of the leading causes of statistics.
— Unknown wise person
Surprisingly, 39.2 percent of all statistics about retirement are
made up on the spot.
— Unknown wise person
Statistics are no substitute for common sense.
— Unknown wise person
If enough erroneous data is collected, most things can be proven statistically.
— Unknown wise person
At least 230 percent of statistics about retirement are exaggerations
and the other .005 percent are understatements.
— Unknown wise person
Five out of four retired people are confused by statistics about retirement.
— Unknown wise person
Statistics can be used to prove that the probability of something
happening is inversely proportional to it not happening.
— Unknown wise person
Exactly 56.78 percent of statistics about retirement are not as accurate
as they are deemed to be.
— Unknown wise person
People can come up with statistics to prove anything. Over 14 percent
of retired people know that.
— Unknown wise person
If you believe all the statistics that you hear and read about retirement,
you probably won't retire. Heck, you won't even get up in the morning.
— Unknown wise person
91 percent of statistics is crap and nothing else.
— Unknown wise person
Statistics, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anyone.
— Unknown wise person
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