The Retirement Quotes Café

A Comprehensive Collection of Retirement Quotes, Retirement Jokes, Retirement Speeches, Retirement Letters, Retirement Gifts, and Retirement Poems
Selections by Ernie J. Zelinski
Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
 

 

Retirement Quotes and Retirement Sayings

Famous Last Words by the Famous and the Not-So-Famous on Their Way to Ultimate Retirement

 

 

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Karl Marx's Famous Last Words

Get out of here and leave me alone. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough already.
— Karl Marx

Jerry Kosinski's Famous Last Words

I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity. (quoted in Newsweek, May 13, 1991).
— Jerzy Kosinski, American Author

W. Somerset Maugham's Famous Last Words

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do  with it.
W. Somerset Maugham

Teresa of Avila's Famous Last Words

The hour I have long wished for is now come.
— Teresa of Avila

Oscar Wilde's Famous Last Words

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
— Oscar Wilde (1856 - 1900) Anglo-Irish playwright, novelist
Attributed last words, as he lay dying in a drab Paris hotel room.

George Appel's Not-So-Famous Last Words

You're about to see a baked apple.
— George Appel, who was executed in an electric chair

 

David Stoker's Not-So-Famous Last Words

Let's rock and roll.
— David Stoker, who was executed for the murder of a convenience store clerk

Lenny Bruce's Famous Last Words

I'll be comfortable on the couch.
— Lenny Bruce (quoted in The Essential Lenny Bruce, J. Cohen)

George Eastman's Famous Last Words

My work is done, why wait?
— George Eastman, founder of Kodak (in suicide note)

Elizabeth I's Famous Last Words

All my possessions for a moment of time.
— Elizabeth I (1533 - 1603) English ruler
Alleged last words.

Lope de Vega 's Famous Last Words

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.
— Lope de Vega, Spanish playwright (upon being reassured on his deathbed that his end was near)

Luthar Burbank's Famous Last Words

I don't feel good.
— Luther Burbank, American horticulturist (who developed countless new varieties of fruits, vegetables, and flowers, including the Burbank potato)

Pancho Villa's Famous Last Words

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
— Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary leader

William Hazlitt's Famous Last Words

Well, I've had a happy life.
— William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830) English writer, essayist
Last words, quoted in W. C. Hazlitt, Memoirs of William Hazlitt

Gertrude Stein's Famous Last Words

What is the answer? [Silence] In that case, what is the question?

— Gertrude Stein (1874 - 1946) US author

Logan Pearsall Smith's Famous Last Words

Thank heaven, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.
— Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946) US-English essayist, editor, anthologist

Stonewall Jackson's Famous Last Words

Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade.
— Stonewall Jackson (1824 - 1863) US confederate army general (His famous last words before being shot mistakenly by his own men 10 May 1863.)

John Quincy Adam's Famous Last Words

This is the last of Earth! I am content.
— John Quincy Adams

Voltaire's Famous Last Words

This is no time for making new enemies.
— Voltaire (1694-1778 - on being asked on his deathbed to renounce the Devil)

Lytton Strachey's Famous Last Words

If this is dying, then I don't think much of it.
— Lytton Strachey (1880-1932)

John Sedgwick's Famous Last Words

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
— John Sedgwick (immediately prior to being killed by enemy fire at the battle of Spotsylvania in the American Civil War, May 1864)

Emily Dickinson's Famous Last Words

Let us go in; the fog is rising.
— Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886) US poet
Attributed last words; in "A Certain World," " Words, Last," by W. H. Auden, 1970

W.C. Field's Famous Last Words

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

— W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946) US actor, comedian

H. L. Mencken's Famous Last Words

If after I depart this vale, you ever remember me, and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
— H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) US editor, satirist

William Blake's Famous Last Words

I am going to that country which I have all my life wished to see.
— William Blake

Winston Churhill's Famous Last Words

I am bored with it all.
— Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) English statesman, author

Heinrich Heine's Famous Last Words

God will forgive me, it is his trade.
— Heinrich Heine

Francois Rabelais's Famous Last Words

I am going to seek a great purpose, draw the curtain, the farce is played.
— Francois Rabelais (1494 - 1553) French author

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First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

#1 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Retire from work, but not from life.
— M. K. Soni


#2 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.
— Susan Miller


#3 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
— Unknown wise person


#4 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

I never stopped doing anything [when I retired], I stopped getting paid for it.
— Bill Chavanne


#5 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end.
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#6 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
— Abe Lemons


#7 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
— Unknown wise person


#8 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
— Patty Doyle

 

#9 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
— Workplace graffiti


#10 Quote of First Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
— Abe Lemons

 

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Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

#1 Quote of Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.
— Charles T. Manatt


#2 Quote of Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
— Jonathan Clements


#3 Quote of Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.
— George F. Burns


#4 Quote of Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
— Gene Perret


#5 Quote of Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
— Unknown wise person


#6 Quote of Second Top-Ten List of Retirement Quotes

If my dreams could all come true paradise/retirement would be — in a little bungalow — somewhere by the sea.
— Unknown wise person

 
 
 

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