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He who has good health is young.
— H.G. Bohn
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, we don't know where the hell she is.
— Ellen DeGeneris
Eat few suppers, and you'll need few medicines.
— Ben Franklin
You want to go easy on the suicide stuff — first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.
— Robert Benchley
Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.
— Al Neuharth
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom..
— Muriel Spark
My only advice is to lay off alcohol, tobacco, and wild women. Any can kill you.
— James Biggs (104-year-old resident in a Dallas retirement-community)
No bread, no fries, no potatoes. Nothing that tastes good. And water please.
— Bob Rae (Liberal Party Leader when ordering a meal at Swiss Chalet)
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
— Mark Twain
Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the vested interest in ill-health.
— George Bernard Shaw
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
— Erma Bombeck
Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being,
and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
— Constitution. The World Health Organization.
People who don't know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have
the decency to get themselves buried, and not waste time about it.
— Henrik Ibsen
If I would have known that I was going to live this long, I would
have taken better care of myself.
— Cartoon caption in the retirement book The Joy of Not Working
My health is good; it's my age that's bad.
— Ray Acuff at 83
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The preservation of health is a duty. Few seem conscious that there is such a thing as physical morality.
— Herbert Spencer
Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take the credit. As well as very fat fees.
— Anthony Burgess
Good health makes the practice of virtue more difficult.
— John Bunyan
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
— Alec Yuill Thornton
I'm on a grapefruit diet. I eat everything bu grapefruit.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
Diets are mainly food for thought.
— N. Wylie Jones
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
— Garfield (Jim Davis)
If you don't take care of your body, where do you intend to live?.
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