The Retirement Gifts Café

Retirement Gifts and More for the Retired and the Soon-to-Be-Retired. Also Some Free Retirement Gfits for Your Retirement Party or Any Other Retirement Function.
Selections by Ernie J. Zelinski
Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
 

 

 

Retirement Gifts for the Retired

and Soon-to-Be Retired

 

 

Retirement Gift #1 of Four Retirement Gifts

How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

Retirement Wisdom That You Won't Get from Your Financial Advisor

The Free E-book available below contains over half the top half of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free which is the best-selling non-financial retirement book on Amazon.com. Indeed go to www.Amazon.com and type "retirement" into the search feature. You will see that How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free appears in the number 1 position — out of over 175,000 listings for retirement books!

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Retirement Gift #2 of Four Retirement Gifts

The Joy of Not Working

A Book for the Retired, Unemployed, and Overworked

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Retirement Gift #3 of Four Retirement Gifts

 

The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement

The Complete E-Book with 237 Retirement Quotes and Retirement Sayings Placed in 40 Categories — A $9.97 Value for Free!

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Retirement Gift #4 of Four Retirement Gifts

 

Career Success Without a Real Job

 

Retirement Gift for Retirees Who Want to Work

The Retirement Gift Book for Retired People Who Still Want to Work But Not in Corporations

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#1 of Four Retirement Quotes about Why Retirement in Itself Is the Best Retirement Gift

Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
— Abigail Charleson


#2 of Four Retirement Quotes about Why Retirement in Itself Is the Best Retirement Gift

There are so many other interesting ways to spend your time. I feel like early retirement is a gift, but it’s such an incredible gift. It’s a gift I need to use.
— Martha Felt-Bardon


#3 of Four Retirement Quotes about Why Retirement in Itself Is the Best Retirement Gift

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
— Hartman Jule


#4 of Four Retirement Quotes about Why Retirement in Itself Is the Best Retirement Gift

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
— Gene Perret

 

General Quotations about Gifts to Help You Choose the Best Retirement Gift

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding
between the sexes about gifts.
— Nan Robertson

The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles,
it distracts, it excites, it gives you knowledge of the world and
experience of a wide kind. It is a moral illumination.
— Elizabeth Hardwick

Each day provides its own gifts.
— Marcus Aurelius

May you have the greatest two gifts of all on these holidays; someone
to love and someone who loves you.
— John Sinor

We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it; really look after it and nurture it.
— John Lennon

Every gift, though it be small, is in reality great if given with affection.

— Pindar

If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be Enthusiasm.
— Bruce Barton

 

Retirement Gift T-Shirts Available on the

Cafe Press Retirement Gifts Collection

as Well as Other Collections

 

Retired But working part-time to spoil my grandkids.

I'm Retired You're Not! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Retired. Every day is a weekend!

I'm retired. Go around me!

Retired But working part-time to spoil my dog.

I'm retired and this is my office (picture of a golf course, boat, etc.)

The Countdown is Over I Am Retired and Enjoying It to the Fullest

Retired No Alarm Clock. No Commute. No Problem.

Retired: Just have to do what the voices in my wife's head tell me.

Retired! So go tell your little problem to someone who cares!

 

 

 

The Best Retirement Gift Book in the World

by Ernie J. Zelinski

 

Retirement Gifts Image #2 - Cover of How to Retire Happy

Over 100,000 Copies Sold

Published in 7 Foreign Languages

“To be sure, retirement books are a glutted field, but most focus on money and financial planning. They view the finish line as the last day of
employment. That’s where How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free begins.”

— Jonathan Chevreau, Retirement Columnist, National Post

 

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The Second Best Retirement Gift Book in the World

by Ernie J. Zelinski

 

Retirement Gift Image #J

Over 225,000 Copies Sold

Published in 17 Languages

 

 

The Famous E-Book with 237 Retirement Quotations on 85 Illustrated Pages — for Free!

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Retirement Gifts Image - Cover of 237

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Other Retirement Gifts to Give with The World's Best Retirement Book

When we think of giving gifts whether retirement gifts or any other types of gifts such as Mother's Day Gifts to our friends, our colleagues, our teachers, or our mothers we usually think of giving material objects.

There are much better retirement gifts, however. Reflect back on the best gifts that you have ever been given by your friends or relatives and you will likely think of acts that touched your heart and sole.

Taking this into account, there are many non-material gifts that you can give as retirement gifts:

  • The gift of humor and lightness
  • The gift of integrity
  • The gift of kindness
  • The gift of caring.
  • The gift of love

As Kevin Stith states, "Retirement gifts always make a retiree feel very special."

 
 

 

The World's Best Retirement Book Is Also the World's Best Retirement Gift!

   

Retirement Quotes Image - Cover - How to Retire Happy

Retirement Wisdom That You Won't Get from Your Financial Advisor

  • 9 Dumbest Retirement Moves
  • Why Retiring Too Late Means You Don't Get Another Chance
  • 10 Youthful Activities Never Too Late to Pursue Unless You Are Dead
  • Create a "Get-a-Life Tree" So That You Don't Die of Retirement Boredom
  • The Magical Retirement Plan for High Achievers
  • 17 Secrets to a Happy Retirement
 

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Retirement Poem about the Right
Teacher Retirement Gifts

You can say it with flowers
You can say it with wine
But to make her stinkin' sentimental
Say it with a Lincoln Continental.
— Robert Byrne

 

Your Own Three Special Gifts to Share as a Retirement Gift

You were given three special gifts when you were born:

 
  • The gift of life;
  • The gift of love;
  • And the gift of laughter.

Learn to share these gifts with the rest of the world.
And the rest of the world will play happily with you.
— from the book Life's Secret Guide to Happiness by Ernie J. Zelinski

 

The World's Best Retirement Book Is Also the World's Best Retirement Gift!

   

Retirement Quotes Image - Cover - How to Retire Happy

 

Retirement Wisdom That You Won't Get from Your Financial Advisor

  • How to Be a True Individual Even If It Means Being Seen as a Little Eccentric.
  • Unleash the Power of Your Creative Mind to Enjoy Leisure Activities Like Never Before
  • Realize a Deep New Love for Life Due to Your New Found Freedom
  • Free Yourself from the Fear of Retirement
  • Live Like a Millionaire Without Having to Be One
  • Put Yourself Firmly in Command of Your Entire Life
 

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